cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.
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OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.
rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did
Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations
INTERFACING - You fuck it up. Your juvenile glee at finding a slide leads you to swing down into the pipe far too fast.
INLAND EMPIRE - Like the child you used to be.
AUTHORITY - But you are not a child any more.
ELECTRO-CHEMISTRY - Fuck that shit, bomb it down there and scream the whole time!
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - We can take it. We can always take it. PAIN THRESHOLD - Pain, radiant and sharp, jolts through you. You can not, in fact, take it.
[Health -1]
REACTION SPEED - You fly out of the slide, propelled by your weight and your enthusiasm.
ENDURANCE - The metal jars against you, then you're sliding over the harsh ground instead.
COMPOSURE - You land heavily at Kim's feet, and begin to whine like a child with a scraped knee.
ESPRIT DE CORPS - His infinitesimal regard for you as a normal human being is so dead at this point he's not even surprised.
KIM KITSURAGI - "Normal people, when they go down a slide, they're fine."
AUTHORITY - He's questioning your authority!
VOLITION - Sitting on the floor and crying after being beaten up by a slide, you have precious little authority to question.
[Morale -1]
This was intentionally manufactured by Facebook. Facebook implemented it's "accountability culture" starting with its rule about only using your real name and photo on its service and encouraging you to disclose other information in your profile, and from there it just got normalized. It was entirely to gather data for advertising purposes, but now we associate that level of openness with "accountability". Entire generations are now being raised with this as the norm. Privacy is no longer a priority, or even really seen as an option.
This is to your detriment. Your privacy protects you from predators of all kinds. You really should be guarding it carefully. Disclose what you feel is important on a case by case basis, but even your mental health status and beliefs are exploitable by big business and small-time bullies and abusers alike.
Even if you're not overly fussed about what people know about you, just understand that not everyone has the luxury of feeling the same. Some people have stalkers and abusers they're trying to evade, or don't want to attract new abusers into their lives by being that vulnerable and open again. Some people have extreme social anxiety. Some people are protecting other people in their lives. Some people just don't want their grandmothers to find their smutfics. Some people are Internet privacy advocates who keep their details private as a political statement and as a matter of principle.
You are not entitled to anyone's information, and you do not owe anyone yours. You are allowed to just be an anonymous username until you feel safe to disclose more.
In the states, all the police need to get your entire record is your name and date of birth. Guess what Facebook shows publicly? Your name and birthday. Wish I hadn't used my name, but I made sure not to put my real birthday. Confuses the heck out of acquaintances, but that stuff should not be public. Change it if you can.
Notice how removing seating doesnt actually prevent people from sitting it just makes them uncomfortable and makes public spaces more hostile it doesnt actually work at controlling their behavior not till a pig comes along anyways and they'll harass a homeless person/teen whatever they're sitting on.













