Season's Yeetings

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
doggirlbreasts
weepycat

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

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it’s goop!

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GUESS WHO HAD GOOPLETS! SIX ENTIRE BABIES! mama goop held onto her gooplings for an entire week longer than she had to, so the gooplitos came out very well done and fluffy!!

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nearly five years ago… since then, mama goop has aged significantly, and as she nears the end of her life, she’s been given a cushy retirement alongside her beloved husband, papa pumpkin. for everyone who remembers this post, the goop troop sends their regards

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gandalfbignaturals
boy-ngo

tumblr in 2020:

  • posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
  • a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
  • images disabled altogether
  • they ban you if you have a custom theme
  • app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
  • you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money
nostalgickitty
theurbanspaceboi

some of you need to make your bed and have a shower with a soap that smells nice, and then sit in a chair near the window and have tea with milk and read a hardcover book and see how your creative block is after that tbh.

theurbanspaceboi

i'm not saying creative block isn't a real or difficult phenomenon. i'm saying creatives have a tendency to neglect themselves physically and emotionally in favor of manic bursts of productivity. a little softness and clean sheets and a bagel will go a long way. make a playlist and light the fancy candle you've been saving for a special occasion. life is a special occasion.

mythandwords

Always a good reminder.

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jadedaceofspades-deactivated202

@disparatepeace got another good one!!!

peacesmovingcabaret

I saw the word mayonnaise and I immediately saw red.

lazy-cat-corner

Not the most surprising one I’ve seen. There’s a restaurant in my area that’s known to use mayo for their chocolate cakes and they’re BOMB! I hate mayo but you can’t tell with the cake. 😋

Highly recommend you give it a go if you’ve never tried one.